Monday, October 13, 2003

Good News: I HAVE SIGNED UP FOR DSL!!! So for all of you cool peeps back in the good ol' States who have missed heliozoanchan's presence on the ubiquitous AIM servers, suffer no longer! I should (barring incompetent mail delivery services or bureaucratic tie-ups on YahooBB's part) receive my modem in the mail sometime this weekend. Hopefully, the time difference won't be too much of an inconvenience, but from what I remember, most of you don't sleep 'normal' hours anyway, so it's all good. Fo' sheezy.

And aside from the communication factor, I get to re-visit all of my bad internet habits again. I have missed every single Strongbad email since I arrived in Japan, most of your blogs and xangas, and I haven't downloaded a single illegally ripped movie or mp3. You'd think I slipped back into the dark ages where the internet was used solely for emails and porn.

And yes, I heard that our new governor is none other than the Terminator. I guess it can't always be good news all around.

And speaking of California, I was weeding through my old emails and I found this. Sent to me over four years ago. To all of my UC and Cali buddies. I miss you!!

How many UC San Diego students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to mix the margaritas and one to call the electrician
How many UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven: one to change the lightbulb, and ten to share the experience
How many UC Davis students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: UC Davis doesn't have electricity.
How many UC San Francisco students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure
How many UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it
How many UC Berkeley students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seventy-six: one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's
right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a counter-protest
How many UC Irvine students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None: Irvine looks better in the dark (ditto Riverside)
How many UCLA students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One: he just holds the bulb and lets the world revolve around him

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